sitting on the edge of the sandbox, biting my tongue

December 20, 2010

Rob Long on Airport Security

Filed under: politics — Tags: , , , — edge of the sandbox @ 9:48 pm

The Glove Will Not Save You:

There’s probably no context in which rubber gloves are anything less than alarming. These hands, they seem to announce, are tasked with some dirty business. These fingers, say the brightly colored latex digits, are crossing into unsavory terrain. You don’t know where those hands have been, and you don’t want to know where they’re going, but wherever it is, they’re going to need protection.

Which is why, I think, the most unsettling part of passing through airport security — more disquieting than the quasi-police TSA uniforms, which always seem at least two sizes too snug; more heart-racing than the body-imaging equipment, which looks exactly like what a brain-tumor-inducing machine would look like if you tried to build one — is the sight of a slightly bored TSA agent, bursting out of her uniform like a baked potato out of the foil, waiting on the other side of the machines with a pair of rubber gloves and a dead-eyed expression.

And so on…

UPDATE: The Glove on People’s Cube.

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2 Comments »

  1. that rob long article is hilarious! thanks for sharing it.

    Comment by nooneofanyimport — December 21, 2010 @ 6:06 pm


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