Apparently there is an AP photographer at every Target. Hence the country is abuzz re FLOTUS’s everywoman shopping trip.
I also put on bright red lipstick and a festive LOOK AT MEEEE blouse every time I need to run an errand incognito. First Lady: She’s just like me!
In ’08 Lady O went H&M, but with the economy on the verge of another recession, the stock market tanking again, and the recent bad publicity re 40K worth of bling and other assorted extravagant spending, the situation seems to call for Target. So what’s in the shopping bags? Zoloft for POTUS or local produce for the White House kitchen?
I hope Michelle gets out of this department store rut because I have some affordable Project Runway suggestions. Not everywoman type of wear, but affordable. See, the outfits created for last night’s episode are auctioned off right now.
Michelle likes mixing patterns and showing off the arms. How about this lovely and wild design by Laura?
It’s not that Nina Garcia is already on record questioning Laura’s taste, but the belt is low and narrow. Hmm… Well then, a boob belt can cover up a few defects in this invention by Josh M., who will probably get to Bryant Park, given how he’s the b**** of the season and the producers need the drama. And Michelle can always use more dramatic glow around her loins.
If that dress doesn’t sell itself, try this signature Josh M. creation:
Michelle, we know the pants will do a lot to your butt. Come on, $40 and it’s yours!
Because if I wouldn’t include a decent faux pas I’d let my readers down, here is Michelle’s most recent appearance in a Pierrot:
This image comes from a Mobamahead blog, don’t you know. The entry is called “A Champion for Girls in Science”. Given how watering a rock counts for a science experiment these days, maybe stretching the fabric on a blouse can earn students extra credit.
UPDATE: Linked by Political Junkie Mom — thanks!