The First Lady of the United States denied the report that she closed down Madison Avenue for a $50,000 spree at Agent Provocateur. But wait, I want to know exactly what is not true, that she closed down parts of Manhattan, that she dropped 50K at a lingerie boutique or that she shops at Agent Provocateur?
Agent Provocateur was co-founded by the son of Vivienne Westwood, the queen of Punk fashion and everything S&M. The bit about an apple and the tree comes to mind because among the items we don’t need to imagine FLOTUS wearing is:
And if that’s too tame, how about this Valentine’s Day “classic”?
In the accessories department, Michelle can purchase nipple pasties
And a $390 crystal handle whip
Interestingly, quite a few bondage stores in San Francisco are run by Iranians. The Daily Mail article mentions that the queen of Qatar is a patron of Agent Provocateur. Hmmm…