sitting on the edge of the sandbox, biting my tongue

January 30, 2012

Good Thing She Denies It (A Lingerie-Heavy Post)

Filed under: fashion, politics — Tags: , , , , , — edge of the sandbox @ 4:17 pm

The First Lady of the United States denied the report that she closed down Madison Avenue for a $50,000 spree at Agent Provocateur.  But wait, I want to know exactly what is not true, that she closed down parts of Manhattan, that she dropped 50K at a lingerie boutique or that she shops at Agent Provocateur?

Agent Provocateur was co-founded by the son of Vivienne Westwood, the queen of Punk fashion and everything S&M.  The bit about an apple and the tree comes to mind because among the items we don’t need to imagine FLOTUS wearing is:

flotus style

A $2,990 bodysuit. Michelle, we hardly new ye

And if that’s too tame, how about this Valentine’s Day “classic”?

Mishelle Obama

A mere $170


This $250 "bubbles" brief is not yet available, so we know FLOTUS can't possibly wear it

In the accessories department, Michelle can purchase nipple pasties

michelle obama

$100 and can workh for Independence Day

And a $390 crystal handle whip

michelle obama

Now I believe that she can spend 50K on lingerie

Interestingly, quite a few bondage stores in San Francisco are run by Iranians.  The Daily Mail article mentions that the queen of Qatar is a patron of Agent Provocateur.  Hmmm…



  1. If Obama can keep the spice in their marriage to the point that his wife is dropping that kind of coin on lingerie then I wonder why all his talents are doing more with the economy? After all, that has GOT to be easier!

    Comment by Harrison — January 30, 2012 @ 8:09 pm

  2. LOL! and, ew. some things are better left unimagined.

    Comment by nooneofanyimport — January 31, 2012 @ 7:56 pm

  3. Well I’m sure the whip came in handy for FLOTUS when using it against POTUS.

    Comment by Infidel de Manahatta — February 1, 2012 @ 1:19 pm

  4. […] parties off-limits to press and public, and where the First Lady is more likely to shop, Target or Agent Provocateur. FLOTUS wears $450 sneakers to a soup […]

    Pingback by Barack Obama: Man of the People? « sitting on the edge of the sandbox, biting my tongue — February 1, 2012 @ 3:05 pm

  5. […] At least it doesn’t involve pictures of Michelle’s rear or having to imagine how she dropped $50,000 on racy undies. […]

    Pingback by A fashion scandal for the White House « Politicaljunkie Mom — February 7, 2012 @ 6:00 am

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